Friend in Aberdare

I've got this friend
who lives in Aberdare
and he drinks a lot
and it's beginning
to make him a bit thick

So I had a word with him regarding
alcohol-related dementia
and he said
everyone in Aberdare
is alcohol related


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Bog

A lad's felt-pen diagram
it might remind him how to do it
when he eventually gets it

I wonder if he'll be in love
or just in favour

I wonder if it matters


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All my cousins in Plymouth were lifeguards
one at a time, over the Summer Holidays
an easy way to raise some cash
stop the stupid tourists from drowning

To get the job
you had to swim out around Drake's Island
and get back
without being rescued



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