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A drunk youth
is singing along to his phoneplugs
squeaking like Minnie Mouse


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It says OLLY'S SEAT
skilfully carved
but someone has knifed an H


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Hear the spring meadow
Forgotten lovers lie still
The peach blossom drops


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what vitamins are recommended for an apiary?


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Is it rude to laugh at the noises sheep make?


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Ikea is the plural of haiku




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